SCORES NYC Strip Club Offers Tiger Woods $1 Million for Endorsement and HR Job

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While many sponsorship and endorsement doors are shutting in the wake of the Tiger Woods adultery scandal, one is opening – and that is a new position at SCORES New York.

Scores has just announced an offer of $1 million for Tiger Woods to endorse the club and become its new Human Resources Director, as he has so much experience with handling the affairs of exotic dancers.

Check out the letter to Tiger Woods below: 

December 17, 2009

Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,

As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements.

Allow me to introduce you to SCORES, the renowned and famous New York City based gentlemen’s club, well known for being a favorite hang-out local for notorious radio personality Howard Stern, NHL player Sean Avery, Russell Crow, Owen Wilson and Madonna. A Hollywood hot-spot in New York City for such A-list celebs and couples, much like yourself. As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.

As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would also like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the “Tiger Woods Room.” We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.

We look forward to your response.


Edward Norwick

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