Whitney Houston is out (again).

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Whitney oh Whitney…you where absent from Oprah’s Legends Ball. An event you should have been at. However you where to busy smoking weed and buying cheap crack rock to help celebrate the wonderful event that was at Oprah’s house. You need to really get yourself together. And why isn’t Bobby in Rehab?

Anyway you’ve let these no talent bitches take over the music scene and give us really wack and dry music that’s over produced. It’s time for you to get your act together get back into the studio and let them know what real singing is about.

Yes Crack might be cheap but that doesn’t mean you should smoke it up. Seems like you’ve been on a 15 year fixed high, while the music business is in a slump. Everyone loves a good come back so now is your time to really make that return. Now go into hiding, write some songs of pain, of living just enough for the crack pipe. Do a duet with Mary J. Blige and make it hot. Otherwise we are going to have no talent hacks like that Carrie who just won American Idol singing your songs.

GET IT TOGETHER Whitney!

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Yeah Whitney needs to really try and make a serious come back or just give it up. I am truly pissed off at her for not being at the Legends Ball cause that was a historic event and there was no reason for her to miss it.

Is there such a thing as expensive crack? I think Whitney's time may have passed. All that crack smoking has ruined her voice.

Holla at cha girl! Truer words have never been said.

A true pity indeed. If only weed could be entirely eradicated. Then we'd have some better music and more talented people and smarter kids.

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